They stabbed me!

Mom and Dad asked me if I wanted to go to the mall? I thought they were taking me there to get a treat or something. I never should have gone. When we got there they took me to this place with lots of shiny, pretty stuff and then they stabbed me. They stabbed me twice, once in each ear. They put pretty little shiny things in my ears and thought that everything was okay. Well it's not okay, you hurt me and I am upset about it. Wait look at me, I look beautiful. I forgive you Mom and Dad, thanks a lot for the pretty little shiny things in my ears.

Why?

Do you really think this is cute? Dressing me up like some kind of animal? Newflash old people I'm not an animal, I'm a little girl. If I was meant to have yellow patches all over my body I would have them. Why must you dress me up like this?